到河马家领奖品时,@泰然自若让我吃了个“闭门羹”?
<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pic.app.jiuquhe.com/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010486" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010486"><div class="preview_article "> <!----> <p> 一早就去河马家领9日在贝壳商城中抢到的一商品。太阳公公说,让我陪你去吧,无论如何,我都拒绝不了他那火一样的热情,步行约40分钟就到河马家了,一看时间,8:30。</p><p> 戴好口罩,拾级而上,很快就到了二楼。玻璃大门开着,便进到楼内,201室门关着(也许开着空调),我没有敲门,202门开着无人。@泰然自若办公室开着,他的桌子对着门,电脑遮去了他大半个身子,隐约看见了他的头。再往走廊另一头(加油站方向)走,一群人从会议室鱼贯而出,匆匆向楼下走去。看见会议室外墙上的宣传画,用手机拍了几张。这时,一美女上前问道,请问你…没等她说完,我就说是来领奖品运动水杯的,边说边把手机递给她验证。</p><p> 趁她为我找奖品的时机,我疾步走向@泰然办公室想向他打个招呼,不料吃了个“闭门羹”。突然我明白了,他那个身体对待太阳公公的武器,就是空调“火力全开”,哈哈哈哈哈!</p><p> 很快,那美女就把奖品水杯找到递给我。向她要一个塑料袋子好提起走,但失望了。我有办法,像前一次那样,走到河马办公楼外的那个门市“生态优鲜果园”要了一个塑料袋装上水杯返回。没想到那太阳公公还痴痴地等着陪我返回呢。</p><p> 回家打开水杯一看,颜色原来是粉红色的。看着看着这颜色的水杯,我是否也被女性化了?</p><p class="empty_paragraph"> </p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img 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src="https://pic.app.jiuquhe.com/front2_0_FuH5uXx0Bu5R6JDjpdj1e3Fq20-a.1628676603.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuaml1cXVoZS5jb20vd2F0ZXJfaW1nXzIwMjAxMjA3XzQzOC5qcGc=/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthWest" alt="" width="1920" height="1440" data-qf-origin="front2_0_FuH5uXx0Bu5R6JDjpdj1e3Fq20-a.1628676603.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuaml1cXVoZS5jb20vd2F0ZXJfaW1nXzIwMjAxMjA3XzQzOC5qcGc=/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthWest" /></p><p> </p> <!----></div> 你领个礼品哪有那么多说不完的牛逼,别个就是开空调没开门,你就说让你吃闭门羹,跟谁欠你了一样
不错哦
不错哦
不错
感叹还不少{:hemadaxiao:}
听君一席话,如听一席话
这个杯子是装“闭门羹”的,哈哈
太阳公公:我不是我没有你别乱说
会写。
我有大迷毛 发表于 2021-8-11 18:31
牛逼,别个就是开空调没开门,你就说让你吃闭门羹,跟谁欠你了一样
那个闭门羹是加了引号的。期待着什么时候能够读到你类似的帖子?
我有大迷毛 发表于 2021-8-11 18:31
牛逼,别个就是开空调没开门,你就说让你吃闭门羹,跟谁欠你了一样
那个点,那个点刚好是上班,有谁能隔着看到里面有无人呢?太主观了吧?呵呵
晴转多云 发表于 2021-8-11 18:34
你领个礼品哪有那么多说不完的
据实而写吧
一只酸酸鸡 发表于 2021-8-11 18:40
太阳公公:我不是我没有你别乱说
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公公对太监的称呼。
《西游记》第六八回:“太监道:‘校尉不要扯他。我等同到馆中,便知端的。’ 八戒 道:‘你这两个奶奶知事。’众校尉道:‘这和尚委不识货!怎么赶着公公叫起奶奶来耶?’” 明 屠隆 《綵毫记·为国荐贤》:“公公叩头,小人们闻皇上爷今日便殿开宴,召诸学士应制赋诗,小人们在此伺候供应。” 清 李渔 《玉搔头·抗节》:“二位公公听啟,天子至尊,天下至大,三十六宫的女子,那一位不是佳人。”