wfsghhz 发表于 2020-5-4 18:52

搞笑GIF:一瞬间粉身碎骨,原以为会是另一个结局!

<div class="wx_rich_media_content" id="jsWxContainer"><p style='display: none;' data-tools="西瓜插件,运行于电脑浏览器上的插件,可在公众号后台找优质文章素材,一键美化排版,检测文章违规,查看任意公众号粉丝阅读数" data-label="Power by:chajian.xiguaji.com"><br></p><section><section editor="bj.96weixin.com" style='margin-top: 20px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;'><p style='max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>狗子:猫妹妹,来,<span style='letter-spacing: 0.544px;'>我们一起陪这个傻B主人玩游戏!</span></span></p><p style='max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 200px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><p style='max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>一瞬间粉身碎骨,<span style='letter-spacing: 0.544px;'>原以为会是另一个结局!</span><br></span></p><p style='max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 200px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><p style='max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>当朋友合起伙来演你的时候。。。<span style='letter-spacing: 0.544px;'>这是一个悲伤的故事!</span><br></span></p><p style='max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 200px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><p style='max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>艺术来源于生活,且高于生活。。。<br></span></p><p style='max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 200px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><p style='max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>小名:蜜蜂屎;学名:蜂蜜!<br></span></p><p style='max-width: 100%; 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呼啦圈 发表于 2020-5-4 19:26

密封屎 是真的吗??

※飘雪※/aiq 发表于 2020-5-4 19:35

哈哈
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